1A man gave an ad in the article namedwife wanted.Next day he received as replies hundreds of letters ,and all of them said the same thing TAKE MINE 2When a bachelor marries ,his wife has 3 qualities economist in the kitchen,aristocrat in living-room,devil in bed.After marriage the 3 qualities remain,but in a different order- aristocrat in the kitchen,devil in living-room, and economist in bed 3As a homework it was given to write an essay containing words connected to Religion,Royality,Sex,Mystery.The pupil that got the best mark wrotted My God,said the queen,,I'm pregnant!!!I wonder who did it??? 4The formula for girls ...We know very well,specially boys, that Girls=Time +Money......but we also know that TIME is MONEY ,so Time =Money and Girls=Money * Money=(Money)2......but we also know that MONEY is Evil, so Girls=(EVIL)2 5U know my friend run away with my wife,to be honest i really miss him!!! 6The 3 biggest tragedies in a mans life....life sucks!!!........job sucks!!!......and wife doesn't!!! 7 A kid was asked what he want to become in future,and the kid replied he want to be a doctor .Then he was asked why,and the kid replied :because it's the only proffesion while u can tell a women to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for this!!!!!! 8A dentist was removing a toothof a lady and suddenly he said,,Mam,u are holding my balls!!!at what the lady replied,,I know !!!Its just to remind that we are not going to hurt each other!!! 9The difference between a dog and the husband!!!!!!!!!!After a year the dog is still happy to see u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10In a supermarket a man approached a women and said U know ,I've lost my wife.Can u talk to me a couple of minutes!.......WHY?the women asked.Because everytime i talk to a beautiful women my wife appears from no where!!!
| eklairy Eklairy moonlight
608 days ago  |
I don't know even how to describe this word combination ,cuz for me every day is an unpredicteble one,well excluding the time-table and the sure thing that we won't do some classes,cuz of the teacher probs at home, illnesses and so on.To be sincere,every day some classes are canceled because of smth!!!!!!!!!!And we look so upsad about that ,till our form master is in nearby ,but after some sadly minutes of silence as in the moment of someones death ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but after that u just can't imagine what's happening there ,shouts, madness noise,bangs and 33 people laughing......a dark hell known by everybody in our school..............but if u surely want to imagine that ..........so please without dirty thoughts,its just the way we have fun ,cuz to be in a strong depression its a really hard work ,don't u think? well i persuade u that it is so!Epecially at maths, its a hell made of numbers,calculations of the 9th form,,, i think even the devil couldn't built such a hell as this or may be its our teacher's fault because till this year it was one of my favourite subjects.She is a really stupid teacher,,, u know ,,,a kind of bitch that doesn't even understand her own explanation and her own words.Well, while her lesson I already invented the explanation for her personality of math teacher.Do u wanna know it?????? I'll say it to u! M.A.T.H.S.-Mentaly Afected Teachers Herrasing Students!!! DO U LIKE IT???I'M WAITING FOR UR OPINION ABOUT IT!!!!! P.S. I think I'll write the second part if ur comments will be with a positive opinion so it will be more interesting!!!!!!I promise!!!U haven't really thought i'll write it all at once ,haven't u???????
| eklairy Eklairy moonlight
608 days ago |
